• @jetA
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    9 months ago

    If each human has 7/8 openings . Two humans kissing have 14-16 openings … you basically have a bagpipe!

    Update: 12-14 available openings… we lose two for the kissing.

      • @jetA
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        9 months ago

        Male 7: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra

        Female 8: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra, 1 vagina

        Male/Male Kissing : 7+7-2: 12 openings

        Male/Female Kissing: 7+8-2: 13 openings

        Female/Female Kissing: 8+8-2: 14 openings

        • credit crazy
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          139 months ago

          But if we are going by topology logic the vagina isn’t a true hole it’s caped by the womb init so it’s at most a cave

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              109 months ago

              There’s a tube connecting your ears to your mouth and urine has to make it from your digestion to bladder

              • silly goose meekah
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                39 months ago

                Your digestive tract isn’t connected to your bladder with a tube or anything. Any liquid that gets to the bladder went through the kidney first

        • @qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.world
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          Got it. I thought you meant 12-14 openings each, and I was arguing semantics to myself about what could possibly be considered “openings” to make the number that big.

        • teft
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          99 months ago

          Vagina probably wouldn’t be considered a hole but a cleft in this situation. Everything else in that list is connected to the digestive system in some way but not the vagina.

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              9 months ago

              The ears are connected to the throat via the Eustachian tubes. Those tubes are the reason why you can swallow and equalize the pressure in your ears when you are diving or in an airplane. Noses are connected via the sinus cavities.

                • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  49 months ago

                  I put liquid into my body.

                  My body digests this liquid.

                  My kidneys digest it into pee.

                  Pee comes out my urethra

                  Done and dusted

                  • @threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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                    29 months ago

                    Yes, but there’s no single “tube” from your intestines to your kidneys. Your intestines absorb the liquid and then send it through a branching network of tubes which eventually end up at the kidneys.

            • @DrQuint@lemm.ee
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              9 months ago

              Here’s some trivia: People who don’t have the sublingual frenulum can, with some practice, reach their tongues to the nasal cavity and directly touch the back side entrance of both the nasal tubes (choanas) and eustachian tubes (auditory, surrounded by the bony cushion).

              You’re welcome.

              • @jetA
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                19 months ago

                I know it shouldn’t be, but that’s nightmare fuel right there

            • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              29 months ago

              Most force feeding torture is done via a tube inserted into the nostril, which goes all the way down to the stomach.

          • z500
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            39 months ago

            Topologically speaking, a vagina is, indeed, not a hole.

          • @jetA
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            29 months ago

            Good point

    • silly goose meekah
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      9 months ago

      It’s seven up to infinite, really. Topologically the number of holes increases if you have some certain features in your nasal cavities or have additional puncta

      • Bob
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        19 months ago

        Well, if you count the pores, too, there’s many many holes, and if you get everyone on Earth to put one of their holes on one or more of someone else’s holes, there’s many many many holes.