• @jetA
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    9 months ago

    Male 7: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra

    Female 8: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra, 1 vagina

    Male/Male Kissing : 7+7-2: 12 openings

    Male/Female Kissing: 7+8-2: 13 openings

    Female/Female Kissing: 8+8-2: 14 openings

    • credit crazy
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      139 months ago

      But if we are going by topology logic the vagina isn’t a true hole it’s caped by the womb init so it’s at most a cave

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          109 months ago

          There’s a tube connecting your ears to your mouth and urine has to make it from your digestion to bladder

          • silly goose meekah
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            39 months ago

            Your digestive tract isn’t connected to your bladder with a tube or anything. Any liquid that gets to the bladder went through the kidney first

    • @qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.world
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      119 months ago

      Got it. I thought you meant 12-14 openings each, and I was arguing semantics to myself about what could possibly be considered “openings” to make the number that big.

    • teft
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      99 months ago

      Vagina probably wouldn’t be considered a hole but a cleft in this situation. Everything else in that list is connected to the digestive system in some way but not the vagina.

        • teft
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          The ears are connected to the throat via the Eustachian tubes. Those tubes are the reason why you can swallow and equalize the pressure in your ears when you are diving or in an airplane. Noses are connected via the sinus cavities.

            • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              49 months ago

              I put liquid into my body.

              My body digests this liquid.

              My kidneys digest it into pee.

              Pee comes out my urethra

              Done and dusted

              • @threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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                29 months ago

                Yes, but there’s no single “tube” from your intestines to your kidneys. Your intestines absorb the liquid and then send it through a branching network of tubes which eventually end up at the kidneys.

        • @DrQuint@lemm.ee
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          9 months ago

          Here’s some trivia: People who don’t have the sublingual frenulum can, with some practice, reach their tongues to the nasal cavity and directly touch the back side entrance of both the nasal tubes (choanas) and eustachian tubes (auditory, surrounded by the bony cushion).

          You’re welcome.

          • @jetA
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            19 months ago

            I know it shouldn’t be, but that’s nightmare fuel right there

        • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          29 months ago

          Most force feeding torture is done via a tube inserted into the nostril, which goes all the way down to the stomach.

      • z500
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        39 months ago

        Topologically speaking, a vagina is, indeed, not a hole.

      • @jetA
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        29 months ago

        Good point