Are you a billionaire pig looking for a way to impose your food monopoly on anything that breathes but can’t because those pesky regulations won’t let you build ugly soul-suckingly utilitarian buildings in forests, plains and fields?
Introducing the McMobile™, the solution to sell your overpriced garbage anywhere at anytime! It comes with features such as a direct wifi and phone connection directly to you HR department so that you can lay of employees wherever they are without having to move your lazy ass, a special radar/lidar early warning system able to not only detect inbound safety or health inspectors so that you can escape before they arrive but that can even be easily and quickly repurposed as a targeting system to help support imperial invasions of third world countries, an AI assistant system to automate tax evasion, and much much more!
Buy the McMobile™ today and get those sails rolling!
Are you a billionaire pig looking for a way to impose your food monopoly on anything that breathes but can’t because those pesky regulations won’t let you build ugly soul-suckingly utilitarian buildings in forests, plains and fields?
Introducing the McMobile™, the solution to sell your overpriced garbage anywhere at anytime! It comes with features such as a direct wifi and phone connection directly to you HR department so that you can lay of employees wherever they are without having to move your lazy ass, a special radar/lidar early warning system able to not only detect inbound safety or health inspectors so that you can escape before they arrive but that can even be easily and quickly repurposed as a targeting system to help support imperial invasions of third world countries, an AI assistant system to automate tax evasion, and much much more!
Buy the McMobile™ today and get those sails rolling!