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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

Biden Is Diagnosed With an Aggressive Form of Prostate Cancer

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Biden Is Diagnosed With an Aggressive Form of Prostate Cancer

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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago
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    Stop calling the cancer aggressive, it has a right to defend itself.

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      It’s defending itself by doing preemptive attacks on surrounding tissues (bone and who knows what else)

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      gold-communist

    • XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      excellent post

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      order-of-lenin

    • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      tagline

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      doug-clap

  • HelluvaBottomCarter [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I hope someone is doing something because he owes me $2000

    • toarmspunies [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      I really don’t like this framing because it misrepresents what is owed in a dumb way.

      You forgot to account for year-to-year inflation in your number so it should be much higher.

      • CarbonConscious [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Just use the same “inflation” math the grocery stores and fast food restaurants use, and you’ll find you’re owed just shy of $10.8 million.

  • BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    the wonderful legacy of unconditionally supporting a genocide for a couple years, losing the easiest election ever, then dying

    • SocialistDad [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      This would kill in Cards Against Humanity

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    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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      a couple years

      Come on now, it was way longer than that.

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    >Claims to be pro-state

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      Aggresively pro state even

  • Lavender [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    As I read this, I think of Biden encouraging voters to go out during the primaries without concern for COVID. I think of his promises of Medicare For All. I think of the way that he cut back on COVID protections, forcing people back to work once in office. I think of the ways he funded a genocide and broke bread with his war criminal peers.

    As I read this, I’m indifferent to his suffering.

    • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      we’re going to do all these things if you vote for us!

      oh sorry that’s too hard/we don’t care, good luck!

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        To be fair, it was a much more effective electoral strategy than the follow-up:

        we’re not going to do shit if you vote for us!

        actually, doing nothing would be way better than what we were planning, not to mention way harder to buck our lobbyists that want us to do the terrible things, so we’re going to fuck things up pretty bad if you vote for us. but the other guy might fuck things up slightly more, and it’s your fault either way! but we won’t do anything to stop it, because that’s too hard/we don’t care, good luck fuck you!"

        • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Plus

          we’re gonna give even more money to the military instead of helping people

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    I am not indifferent to Joe Biden’s suffering. Losing his son, losing the election, losing the trust of the American people, losing his mind and soon losing his life to prostate cancer; this would be devastating for most people.

    But devastating is not enough.

    Joe Biden should suffer MORE. Please pile it on further.

    • marxisthayaca [he/him,they/them]@hexbear.net
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      We should celebrate his death while he is still on earth

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      Joe’s pain is necessary and meaningful.

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      Maybe major will bite some fingies off

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    Cancer take my energy spirit-bomb

    Crabs on standby sicko-crab

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    Oh.

    So this is why the tell-alls are coming out now

    He’s gonna be dead soon and then the bloviating hagiographies take over the mainstream and pave over the bloody trail he’s blazed

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      Thoughts and prayers for the former staffers currently in the process of getting their “he was fucked up the whole time” books published. Your window has closed. Only glazing from here on out.

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        Fuck them ghouls

        Should have been leaking this shit day one

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          Ain’t shit to leak when everyone knows. They only had to break kayfabe.

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        They’ll have another chance in 5-10 years.

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    Suffer and die you fucking son of a bitch

    Nothing intelligent to add here just good vibes

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    Why now? Why not 30 years ago?

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      Cancer is so cruel that it let Biden do as much damage as possible before invading his butthole

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    So this is what a thread not heavily censored about the issue looks like, people should move away from lemmy world

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      party-sicko

      Also Reddit’s not much better lmao

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        Reddit is deleting or locking down the threads. You HAVE TO be sad or else!

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          You must pray for the war criminals.

          biden-fall dead-motherfucker trump-moist (when he had COVID)

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    I thought he said he was gonna cure cancer?

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      He’s testing cancer on himself rn so that he could cure it later, he’s a hero

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        tito-laugh

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      Did I say that too loud? Did cancer hear me and get mad?biden-pain

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    There’s no way in hell they missed it for this long considering how advanced it seems to be. He has the best healthcare in the world and they had a lot of interest in keeping him propped up which means they had to keep him as healthy as they could. And even mainstream media is already acknowledging they knew about his mental decline and kept it secret for years, so they would definitely have kept this.

    I guess his “gaffe” in 2022 was probably about this and not the non-melanoma skin cancer he had removed prior like his handlers claimed.

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      Absolutely. They knew. We’re going to hear more about this.

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    I hope it hurts

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      Sounds utterly agonising. Love that for him.

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      It’s really painful, unfortunely I think Biden is going to get the best drugs against cancer to alleviate the pain.

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        Might as well just juice him up. It’s not like he’ll be coherent either way

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    Best of luck to the cancer! Hope it makes it.

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      Pouring one out for all the tumors that were no longer able to grow and flourish after killing their host ghoul

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