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I just showed this to my wife and she said it doesn’t make any sense.
My life is this comic, It explains so much.
Rookie mistake. Always have to order more fries than you want. Worst case, you end up eating more fries than you wanted.
And you might get fat. Still worth it
This is good dating advice for those starting to go on dinner dates. If she says “you should get the fries with that” it means “I will eat half your fries while still getting the salad”…get the fries.
I always say that I want the “my wife is not hungry menu”. That means about one and a half from everything.
https://nypost.com/2019/07/02/restaurant-with-my-girlfriend-is-not-hungry-menu-item-goes-viral
Joey doesn’t share unit.
I side with Joey. Straight up, don’t touch the food on someone else’s plate if they haven’t offered it to you first. That’s lizard brain stuff. Don’t mess with people’s lizard brains.
I relate to this
As a unit?
Absolutely
Oh lawd he comin’.
You owe me. A dumpling. I mean it. I won’t forget…
You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent.
Is there a book or something of these?
It would appear two collections currently exist as books
