I was in an antique mall the other day with my teenage daughter and we stopped to look at a bunch of wooden duck decoys, and I was able to touch each one with a “duck, duck, duck,” then gleefully touch her head and say, “goose!” I hadn’t said it since I was so little.

She did not chase me around the antique mall. Probably for the best.

This has been today’s episode of Squid shares something no one cares about.