Props to liliarelyssk
Sometimes the waiter murders innocent people because they didn’t accept the cook as the one true cook.
Order the chicken nuggets again, louder, or prepare to die
Again, and again, and again, and again…
The difference is I can go to a restaurant’s kitchen and talk to the chef and watch him work.
You’d be thrown out if you’d try to enter the kitchen for hygiene reasons, but yes.
Hygiene reasons…LOL they wouldn’t kick you out for that reason at all. No one would mention it but those that think kitchens are spotless germ free zones, which they are not
If you can’t fathom the idea of relying on an “easy out” like hygiene when the actual answer is “I just don’t want people back here, there’s a reason none of us even considered a FOH job” you might be the kind of person who gets told convenient lies routinely.
(See how unnecessary that added personal attack was? Yours was too. Let’s make lemmy/kbin a nicer place to be than the alternative, okay?)
At no point was my reply personal…your reading skills are subpar.
“You’re not ordering hard enough” 😹
If the order is completely fucked up, it’s part of some “plan” and you should be happy for the vile overcooked tofu they slapped down in front of you.
Nah my favorite thing to ask them is if they have any dead relatives and they say yes I just say “damn bro should’ve prayed harder sounds like it’s your fault”
