I’m the one asking the questions here!
I am a meat popsicle
Your mom.
Now tuck your shirt in and stop slouching.
I really wanna know
Me? I’m nobody.
I’m a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I’m a boxcar and a jug of wine, and a straight razor, if you get too close to me.
Roamer, wanderer, nomad, vagabond, call me what you will!
I’m a slow typer, a so-so writer; been the shit ever since I was an infant in diapers. And I’mma be dope all the way to the end: from the cradle to the grave, the Pampers to the Depends.
I’D EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST! With bread and butter
Three kids in a trenchcoat
I’m Ronnie Pickering!
Who?
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
brian
Wouldn’t you like to know?
Hi dad
You killed my father.
Who, me? I’m me!
No, you’re you. I’M me
If I’m you, and you’re me, then I’m me.
I’m the Dude, man, so that’s what you call me!







