Yes, staring at a shirt from an angle that would require you to be moments from motorboating someone (presumably a stranger) for even 30 seconds is a perfectly reasonable thing and not at all creepy.
You’re the one who came along and said it took a minute to read and then backtracked when everybody pointed out that that’s pathetically slow. Don’t try to insult the reading abilities of others when you, without even meaning to, told on yourself so plainly.
You do understand that this comment chain is still here right? We can see you coming along saying that it took you a solid minute to read 10 seconds worth of text?
1 minute read.
Yes, staring at a shirt from an angle that would require you to be moments from motorboating someone (presumably a stranger) for even 30 seconds is a perfectly reasonable thing and not at all creepy.
It’s a bad shirt.
See an eye doctor
whatever, dipshit
… surely you’re fishing for this kind of reply with a username like that :P
I am honest and self-report. The only fishing I do is for other dipshits, and it looks like I caught one!
I mean…1 minute read is a lot for a shirt but also…how the hell did that take you an entire minute? Lol
It didn’t, I was rounding up.
Lol sure.
It’s really not that much text, I promise you. Even if you give it a half a minute, you might be able to read it.
Give it a try!
I believe in you!
You’re the one who came along and said it took a minute to read and then backtracked when everybody pointed out that that’s pathetically slow. Don’t try to insult the reading abilities of others when you, without even meaning to, told on yourself so plainly.
Yes, that’s what happened. You’re forgetting the part where everyone clapped.
You do understand that this comment chain is still here right? We can see you coming along saying that it took you a solid minute to read 10 seconds worth of text?
You do understand that at the top of this comment chain is you complaining that it’s soo hard to read all of this text. Have you given it a shot yet?
Try it, I think you’ll find it’s a lot faster to read than 1 minute.