• xantoxis@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    The ferris wheel was QA’d to the point that even a meth-head could set it up safely.

      • CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml
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        1 year ago

        Also:

        A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

        − Douglas Adams

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      A Google News search for “carnival accident” shows that carnival rides seemingly kill or seriously injure people in the US every couple weeks.

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    1 year ago

    Image Transcription: Text


    Y’all are super judgy about this submarine thingy looking for the titanic considering mast of you will ride a Ferris Wheel that a meth-head with three teeth set up in a grocery store parking lot in a half hour.


    ^I’m a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^

  • C_Leviathan@lemmy.ml
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    I guarantee the three-toothed meth-head knows more about assembling and running a carnival ride than submarine dude knows about his best buy remote control.

    Plus, one of them is still alive.