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i’m gonna make a game that’s just a character creator. it’s gonna be the most intricately designed creator ever, tons of menus and options, but it will be impossible to make a white straight cisgender man. If you try, you’ll get error messages or like a little Clippy assistant pops up and makes changes for you. The game wouldn’t tell you what’s happening or why. Also if by some miracle you do manage to thread a needle I didn’t account for and somehow make a cis-het man, the main game starts and all NPCs are queer and all they do is quiz you about Xi Jinping thought. And if you fail it boots you back to the main menu and you have to read 20 pages of yaoi before continuing. And the game is gonna be called something like “The Antidote to Wokeness”
Character Creation Simulator would do well on steam
I’ve been begging for this for years.
Saints Row 4 Inauguration Station
I spent a lot of hours on that tbh. Same with the one for SR5 and I never played the actual game.
the saints row reboot is awful by all accounts so you didn’t miss anything
make it yuri and now I want this
Give it a tony hawk game soundtrack and that’s a me playing ps2 as a kid simulator.
Dress up doll games fucking rock
Reminder Grummz is like 50 years old
Birdo, Zelda/Sheik, Gracie, Sasha, a number of Fire Emblem characters. Nintendo has been doing this for a while now
And are we forgetting the nonbinary icon? I think the average CHUD would blow a gasket how Mewtwo was pretty based and not punished enough for it in Mewtwo: strikes back
Speaking of Pokemon there was a gay character of the day in the anime and a transmasc character in the manga, both in the 90s.
James had inflatable breasts as part of his disguise once. Episode never aired in North America.
Julia and Papi in Animal Crossing
Birdo
She goes by birdette, iirc!
IIRC she mentions in a later game that she uses Birdo
Okie! I hadn’t played that one
Boy for being capitalist ride or die, these bozos do not understand how demographics work and why major corporations like Nintendo would want to appeal to them.
if capitalists do something i disagree with or don’t understand, it’s actually because they were deceived by wokes
Surprised nintendo is doing this, I thought a part of their “non-controversial” “family” image would mean they wouldn’t want to include things like this or gay marriage in a game. Though they probably recognise that approximately 0% of the CHUDs complaining about this were ever going to buy the game.
It’s a bit the other way around. There was complaints from players of the prior Tomodachi game about the lack of same-sex relationships (I think it might have been possible in an early version of the game but got patched out). People were like “I want to put my gay friends on my island but then they end up in heterosexual relationships.” So Nintendo promised to make the next game more inclusive in order to satisfy the players.
They want money and Nintendo fans are gay
As far as I know Nintendo tend to be very progressive in these cases, to this day it recognizes gay marriage, even if Japan doesn’t.
It’s really weird how they get tilted over something so ignorable. They don’t even leave the house so it’s not like they’re running into queer spaces regularly
Any time I meet a transphobe irl I’ll ask them how many trans people they actually know or interact with and the answer is always zero.
Doesn’t ever make them reconsider anything but it does make them look dumb to anyone listening. I can’t imagine getting so upset about something that has zero bearing on my life.
They may find out that trans people are just kinda…people. its kinda boring when you really meet em. If you’ve met people.befoee you already have the essential experience, its not a big deal.
“It’s over” because there is an option in a game that he won’t use (if he would even play a game like Tamadachi Life)
It’s over
What is “it”?
i thought all the edgy people decided that nintendo is for gays during the wii era
Letting the bros into gaming was the worst mistake for the community. Yes, anime and vidya should be for the outcasts.
anime and vidya should be for the outcasts.
Also the furry fandom. We’ve had too many bros, chuds, and influencer-types move in. COVID accelerated all of that to an unmanageable degree.
As much as I hate this is the case because I genuinely love sharing my interests with others, being “cringe” is so far the best way to repel gentrifiers.
The internet ruined subculture in genersl.
If I had to pick the gayest console manufacturing company it would for sure be Nintendo bt a massive margin. No shade, but let’s be real here.
but sega is the most trans (i won’t explain)NiGHTS is cannonically non-binary because they wanted people to relate to them equally.
You don’t need to explain, I kinda understand on a deeper level somehow
My dating preferences are “OK”.
Grubdog gender selection
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dog
I’m beginning to think the century of humiliation needs to be longer
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