Mark 11:12-25 New International Version Jesus Curses a Fig Tree and Clears the Temple Courts 12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.

Of course he hates figs. It’s where wasps reproduce. Fuck wasps.

I don’t understand. What was the huge effect?

I get it. Wow. I need a Snickers or something.

It has all been a big misunderstanding. When the bible said “If a man lies with another man, they shall be stoned” that was no call to kill gay people, but to legalize marijuana.