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DxK@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That

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RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That

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DxK@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Independent Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reminded voters that he also keeps a monkey with a gun next to his bed for self-defense if they’re interested in that story since they seemed to love the one about dumping a bear carcass in Central Park.
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  • soloner@lemmy.world
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    I heard his story about dumping the bear corpse and holy shit… I cannot stand his voice. It’s just irritating to listen to him talk about anything. Had no idea he sounded like that lol

    • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world
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      His voice is the result of a medical condition called spasmodic dysphonia.

      • soloner@lemmy.world
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        Damn that sucks…

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    I’m gonna need to see that monkey’s gun license pls.

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      The monkey has a right bare arm.

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        Does he have a left bear arm?

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          No unfortunately he has the right two bear arms

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            ~Awkward clapping~

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      That monkey has a right to defend itself (and RFK Jr.) if someone breaks into their house to steal their bananas.

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        RFK, Jr. is bananas enough for everyone.

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