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don’t tell him about prima nocta…NO PRIMA NOCTA!!!
Had me for a second until I realized that he wouldn’t know 18th-century law.
Terrible attempt at satire, completely unbelievable.
Why would Trump ever worry about the law?
Wow, this onion went down way too easily. I was fully ready to believe it.
This is the first time I actually did a double take at an onion article lol. It got me good too.
Does she know? :o
It’s an 18th century law. Her knowing is irrelevant to him.
wow, almost had me again!