Then stop asking. People are always asking why I’m skipping a meal or not eating meat.
Fuck you, salads are awesome. Eat a good salad, realize you’re an idiot, and apologize to the universe for being an idiot.
Bad salads are sad though.
Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.
I like good salads too
Only when I make it myself. I’m picky. Also I use hot sauce as a salad dressing.
In a time of crisis where 75% of US adults are overweight or obese, it actually is a good thing that we talk to people in our lives about things we’re doing to lose weight, as long as that’s being used as a positive example and not a way to act superior. (Also, if eating salads makes you sad, you’re doing salad wrong; iceberg lettuce with a few croutons and dressing is a salad in the same way that unseasoned broth with noodles and nothing else is soup.)
What’s this “diet” bullshit? Salad is awesome.
Damn, now I want a nice chicken cesar.
I’ve become addicted to chicken caesar salads
These things might kills us but they sure can be tasty.
I assume you mean my pile of bologna.
Oh, have you not heard of keto!?
