“Does anyone know where I can report this?”
Yeah love, go your local police station and report it there. Allowing them to laugh at your pearl-clutching would really brighten their day.
And then when the kids ask, you just say that that is a boy snow man and that he lost his clothes and you walk on, no harm, no foul…
Of you could go to the police because you’re a sad person with nothing important in life
Ol’ Dick-knees Jimmy.
Nice balls, nice cock though it would have been a little longer, maybe with a slight twist upwards
It’s cold outside, givem a break
So disgusted I had to take several pictures of it from various angles. I didn’t want to of course but it was important, for science.
And obviously they couldn’t give it the “David” treatment because that would be vandalism!
Yeah I agree with this woman. Absolutely disgusting.
Everyone knows a snowman is supposed to have three body segments. Four is just a disgusting break from traditional values.
That’s a common misconception, actually. The snowman keeps his lowest segment under the snow level until he’s ready to mate, and his notoriously private mating rituals make this an extremely uncommon- and lucky- sight.
David Attenborough nodding
I’d point it out to my little kids and have a laugh.
The snowman’s expression while displaying his snow-chode is hilarious
Walter?
Wrap your hand around it and it’ll go back to size
Just like when she’s with her husband