stolen from r/196 >:3

  • DemandtheOxfordComma@sh.itjust.works
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    8 hours ago

    I’d modify it a bit:

    "Affluent power couple, found alive in their love nest, referred to as a Mar-a-Lago. They were confirmed alive by an infrequent visitor, Melania who stopped by to pick up 3 inches of shopping cash. "