kevowej635@lemmy.wtf to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoTrump says US will 'go as far as we have to' to get control of Greenlandabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up1350arrow-down19cross-posted to: politics@lemmy.worldworld@quokk.au
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minus-squarepleasegoaway@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 days agoThe Onion needs to start publishing articles that discuss trump doing really positive things. “Trump pledges to increase taxes on billionaires and eliminate their tax loopholes” “Trump apologizes for renaming the Gulf of Mexico, pledges to undo damage” “Trump calls on the senate to pass bill that criminalizes insider trading in congress” “Trump removes all foreign tariffs, making a plea to restore trade deals with the US” “Trump signed an executive order to forgive all student debt” Now THAT would be some serious satire.
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoI think you cracked the code. I would have to take a double check because I would eat that onion. 😂
The Onion needs to start publishing articles that discuss trump doing really positive things.
“Trump pledges to increase taxes on billionaires and eliminate their tax loopholes”
“Trump apologizes for renaming the Gulf of Mexico, pledges to undo damage”
“Trump calls on the senate to pass bill that criminalizes insider trading in congress”
“Trump removes all foreign tariffs, making a plea to restore trade deals with the US”
“Trump signed an executive order to forgive all student debt”
Now THAT would be some serious satire.
I think you cracked the code. I would have to take a double check because I would eat that onion. 😂