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Kittybeer@lemm.ee to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk ·
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This could be yours for $249,000!

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This could be yours for $249,000!

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    Here’s the exterior:

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        Seriously, that’s a hell of a yard.

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          It looks like a tornado hit everything but the house.

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            Yea that happens when a house gets abandoned, this one has that look for sure. It’s likely all fixable or you could just tear it down and build a McMansion on the grounds which is probably what will happen

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        Yeah, the land alone could well be worth that.

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      Perfect place to go and die :'D

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  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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    There may still be free drugs hidden in the walls.

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    Wow, two endorsements from Elon Musk even.

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    Many fine vintages of methamphetamine have been consumed on these premises.

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    249k or 2.49m ? I think you have a typo.

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      Ha! Either way, it’s too expensive! I’ll fix it.

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        Well, now it’s even more expensive. 249000! is a hell of a big number.

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          I tried googling it out of curiosity and I couldn’t find an answer lmao. I don’t think there’s even a scientific prefix for that large

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    Is that shit on the walls on the left?

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      If you’re lucky.

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    I can fix her.

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    I feel like I need to roll a Constitution save just from looking at this picture.

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    Don’t even need an inspection, I’ll just put my bid in.

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    An absolute steal! ✊Get in there my son!

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    Cozy 🙊

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    Bit of a fixer upper but with a little bit of TLC she’ll be good as new.

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