“One of”. This is US history we’re talking about - the bar is in orbit.

That tinkling sensation you are feeling? Not arousal. Jellyfish venom.

This is from 2012. You can’t even pin this on LLM hallucinations.

This. Symbols help.

You should definitely stop splurging on water. This is not just a matter of personal finances - your selfishness is hurting the AI industry!

It’s okay. We don’t judge.

This was from before AI companies bought all the SSDs.

I don’t think he actually managed to hit the face though

I need one of these. My cat somehow found the exact spot on my laptop that when he sleeps there it blocks all the WiFi signal.

Where does it says it’s a bus lane? I only see “SNB”, which stands for “snob” - which makes it perfectly acceptable for a Cybertruck to park there.

We do not care about the major things Trump did right now. We want to focus on the… minor ones.

Buying groceries in installments is already bad enough, but if you are very good at lying to yourself and very bad at the detecting your own lies, you may be able to convince yourself that you are not going to need to buy groceries for the next four months.

But even this twisted kind of logic does not apply to rent.

Why do I keep getting surprised every time a new height of dumbness gets launched?

You see, it’s easy to blame AI data centers buying all the RAM - but that’s only half the story! _{the other half of the story is manufacturers selling to these data centers}

As much as these ads suck, they were not the problem. The problem was Reddit charging for using their API (which was a big problem for third party readers) in order to force you to view said ads.

Capitalism’s most basic promise was that businesses will create value and have positive influence on society because that will be the only way to generate revenue. Reality proves that it’s somehow more profitable to enshittify things.

Dark mind is definitely real though

No - it’d mostly be dark matter vs not dark matter.

You whippersnapper!

Joke’s on you, we’ll just interpret your slight meanness as flirtatious teasing.

I’ll just kill -9 the fire.