It was little Bobby Tables

Make bean memes great again!

God is a sigma

The rest of the phrase is “get along little doggie”. Basically the worst thing you could say on a Wednesday.

80s. I was lucky enough to live near a large Japanese population so on Saturday mornings it was Gundam and Dragonball

Transformers and thundercats

Detroit has been nice all summer and could use the infrastructure investments.

I design optics and I’ve seen a return request because they “couldn’t see the target” and included photos to show what they meant. The customer installed it backwards and didn’t bother trying the other way.

Waterloo Grape is the closest to an actual sugar-soda taste I’ve had. Does a great job at fooling your mind and tastes like grape. I also like the Ginger-lime combos from them and Nixie. Ginger does a lot to add flavor.

Why would anyone want that sound when instead they could have Enterprise D at warp 4?

Mine is full of the same color lol. I just use it as a filament backup so it keeps printing when the others run out

I fantasize about having a maid because I hate cleaning my house. Maybe they too find cleaning tedious.

Carrots have changed a lot since then. Now they come with a chemical that turns bunnies into mindless sex fiends.

I was going to suggest “MissedConnections”

Don’t need to jailbreak, it already works with pirate sites with the right app

I just want it to stop interrupting my music because I got another spam email. Its either all notifications or nothing.

Traders don’t work, they gamble all day.

I don’t think drinking slowed down one bit just because smoking was removed indoors.