This just in: pure high fructose corn syrup and food coloring bad for kids! More at 10.

Now, YOU too, can emulate mediocrity!

The basketball coach at my school was named Brandon Ball…

NGL I find this chick incredibly annoying, not my kind of comedy

Governor Gavin Newsom, seen as a likely presidential candidate in 2028…

He’s not terrible I’ve seen his videos before. A little insufferable sometimes and clearly hungry as fuck to build a brand or some kind of John Stewart like political pundit thing.

Off topic but is this guy commenting and posting on blue sky with a picture of his own tweet…? Interesting

Withhold the taxes and use it directly on the project. Why give the federal government the money so they can decide when to hand it back to you, or if they cancel it entirely

But then the lower tweet blurred “kill”

Being “normal” doesn’t make it okay.

You bit the shovel

Damn that’s one eastern Europe Jewish last name if I ever saw one. “Never again” and all that. Hypocritical as usual.

Yet the .ml stans say Desselines lives in abject poverty and “does this out of the goodness of his own heart”. Suuuure.

Will these “soldiers” get little campaign ribbons? So they can show their grandkids, “there I was supporting facism sonny”

So it’ll be the Spirit Halloween version

Beginning at 69,999…

It sounds like me, and it’s judgy