Movies: the machines are exterminating humans

Real Life: the machines can’t tell a school from an artillery battery

Go jump into the Potomac you brain damaged traitor.

I really wish Germany would pay us back for that little getting rid of the Nazis thing that happened last century.

Take it easy there Wade.

Yeah god-fucking-damnit those little plastic rings.

Sorry, the Iranian government beheaded them.

Little bitch cop kills man by gunshot and denying him emergency medical service.

FTFY

When I was a kid they just forced you through eventually because no about of education could offset the damage done be breathing in leaded gasoline exhaust.

Hiding it won’t make the code any better genius.

What’s up broccoli head.

Especially since those require warm water to dissolve the capsule.

That’s a load-bearing owl.

And Mippippi, Missississi, and Miiiiiiiiii.

This is part of the citizenship test. You have to identify which states are real.

Nowhere on the diagonal is safe. Everyone else is fine.

You know what you did.

“Well I mean yeah, you’re wearing a mid-calf length skirt. Here, these will help.”

She clearly had unrealistic expectations.

“My cat is my email filter. If I print it out and Mister Shadowface doesn’t shred it to bits, then it’s probably worth reading.”

Don’t breathe air for more than a few hours at a time or you’ll die.

They’re both fluids and aerodynamics are basically hydrodynamics and vice versa, the difference is the state of matter.