Or, and hear me out, the Democrat establishment don’t like having young progressives in charge of things.

Translation: Putin still thinks he can win.

Blow a big dank puff in her face lol

Hey ya’know that waste and fraud you were looking for?

That middle finger is really long.

Oh I’m sure some rich bastards will find a way to ruin it.

I don’t know why he cooperated instead of what everyone should always do when arrested: demand a lawyer and then shut the hell up.

Now he’ll never get his phone back.

Six months later the bank foreclosed on him because he had been the sole breadwinner.

They’re all laughing at you behind your back.

My fiance is 5’ tall. I’m going to literally explode.

I keep seeing these stupid looking things and I wonder what the hell they are. But I’m too lazy to Google it.

Oh you feel bad well I guess that makes everything all right then you fuck stick.

I have to stop and ask myself which kind of LLM people are referring to every time I see it said online.

I hope they remember to reintroduce wolves too. Otherwise they’re going to learn an important lesson about balancing ecosystems, like we did here in America. We have to call the deer herds occasionally, they will strip the bark off of every tree in the area if you let them.

I can’t believe Trump actually got it through his thick skull that trade war bad. No literally, I can’t believe it. I wonder what happened to make him agree to this.

So we’ve got some time then, still.

Probably because they’re lazy and don’t care.

Just remember, things can always get worse. And then they do.

Hey jackass You’re not allowed to take the Air Force One plane with you.