It was actually Pennsylvania that had the emancipation law. When George Washington was president, Philadelphia was the temporary capital, as Washington D.C. was still being built. If you watch the John Adams miniseries from HBO, you can see the moment Adams moves into the White House while it is still being built (by slaves of course).

Basement dwelling losers when they see a woman in real life:

Prediction: Trump keeps Maduro’s wife as a hostage and then sends him back to Venezuela with orders to privatize the oil industry, or else they will kill her. Pure Game of Thrones level strategy. Feudalism is back!

Ripping copper out of the walls to give to the tech companies so they can build AI data centers to keep the economy from collapsing by propping up the AI bubble… And what happens when the bubble collapses?

“The founding fathers would be ashamed!”

George Washington was a wealthy slave owner who hired a bounty hunter to hunt down a teenage slave girl who ran away from his house (while he was president).

Thomas Jefferson was quite literally a pedophile, while also being a wealthy slave owner.

James Madison had a secret half-black son who he SOLD AWAY when his wife got annoyed with him.

Woodrow Wilson held a special screening of “Birth of a Nation” (the pro-KKK movie) IN THE WHITE HOUSE. He is also in the credits of that movie as a consultant.

Harry S. Truman committed a genocide against Korea.

LBJ and Nixon committed acts of genocide in Vietnam and Cambodia.

Reagan: AIDS crisis, Iran-Contra, “War on Drugs,” destroying Unions, etc. (list of crimes is too long to recount).

George W. Bush: Directly caused millions of deaths in the middle east.

In reality, Donald Trump has just taken all the special qualities of previous presidents and combined them into one “Voltron” of American leadership. The power of racism, the power of pedophilia, the power of genocide, the power of willful ignorance, and the power of capitalist realism combine into one, the ULTIMATE AMERICAN. Coming soon, from the makers of Cyberpunk 2077, comes: Technofeudalism: 45/47

This is Texas every year. Except the rich people don’t even have the good taste to live in mansions, they all live in ugly McMansions. But at least the states’ electrical grid can take pride in its rugged individualism.

I predict that 2026 will be the “year of the pervert.” Trump will pardon Ghislaine Maxwell. Every twitter post will have 100 replies to it containing AI nudity. You know how they say every technology, from photography to the VHS to DVD to Blu-Ray to the internet is propelled forward by pornography first? Apply that truism to LLMs. Apply it to humanoid robotics. Apply it to AI slop videos.

Marx once said that as the contradictions of capitalism intensify, “All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned,” and after capitalism has commodified relationships with dating apps, now they will commodify every aspect of human interactions. Shame will die. The Overton window will shift in the direction of commodifying people’s bodies for sexual gratification being an “inevitable” outcome of the free market.

“Grok would like to sincerely apologize that our Grok-powered KillDrone3000 shot a full clip of bullets into those protesters. It was a failure of our safeguards and a violation of laws against murder. X-Robotics is reviewing to prevent future issues. Sincerely, Grok.”

“My pronouns are he/mean one.”

Capitalism wants to lend you HP at a 25% interest rate.

Hurt by Nine Inch Nails starts playing

“Christmas. Christmas always reminds me of the smell of burning flesh…”

Imagine if the worst bully at your middle school had a Terminator to torture other kids with.

Makes me terrified of what teenage boys will do when they jailbreak their parents’ robots, 10 years from now. We need very strict laws around AI and robotics, or we will quickly spiral into a very dark place.

Yeah it’s down. Here’s his insta: https://www.instagram.com/grantharting/

Tetris was the only ethical video game, developed by and for the proletariat.

“Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?”

Nah, it’s clickbait. Sometimes rage bait.

“It’s not a bug. It’s a feature.”

I can’t make personalized porn anymore

Comrade, the first depictions of tentacle porn originated in 1814. You don’t need AI to fantasize. All you need is your imagination.

Link [HIGHLY NSFW]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife

Broke: Spiderman/Elsa brainrot.

Woke: AI-Generated Spiderman/Elsa brainrot.

Bespoke: destroying the economy and the environment to create custom-tailored 24-7 stream of VR AI-Generated Spiderman/Elsa brainrot.