I hate to play the devil’s advocate here, especially since I believe all MAGAs are douchebags, but Luke Moody’s stupid statement could also be interpreted a different way, like maybe he meant that he impregnates his wife every time he gives her an orgasm. So, like, once a year, tops.
Religion & being a housewife with no financial leverage to escape.
Until I fixed all that. Now he’s been my EX-husband for 14 years.
Because Samsung thinks refrigerators & laundry machines must have tablets & wifi. After that they MUST KEEP GROWING and attach Tesla cars with unopenable doors to their refrigerators & laundry machines. And subscription-based functionality for every basic function.
Oh yeah. By the way, HOW HAS HE BEEN GETTING AWAY WITH THAT?!
Still a great dad joke for any brand of vacuum cleaner: “This thing sucks.”
I had a husband like that once. Three babies but never an orgasm.
“I don’t find it funny because I’m homophobic”
LOL I guess I should read the rest of your sentence before thinking I have the whole story.
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I prefer not to reference deceased scientists & philosophers because it makes me appear old. I prefer to only acknowledge the wisdom of contemporaries such as Jordan Peterson & Neil DeGrass Tyson so people don’t think I’m elderly.
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(This is how I feel when kids say they’re embarrassed about liking 80s music)
Parking spot with a parking meter at the edge of the world.
That was my first thought too, because fuck corn syrup, but I upvoted username zpqs anyway because his comment made me laugh.
Which of Trump’s million current pranks are you referring to?
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Kim Jung Un oppresses & mistreats his people. It’s a fact. That’s literally ALL I’ve said. And if youre still bent on attacking me for stating that fact, then you’re probably some shill who’s on Kim Jung Un’s payroll.
Go back and undelete all my comments and quote everything I said that is “chauvinistic, racist, bigoted,” etc, or even any lies I told. I assure you that any sane person will find nothing there.
Yeah, if their light-hearted banter includes things like “sent via tin can & string,” I’d tend not to take any of this too seriously 😂
As scary & intrusive as all of that sounds, I’m still only worried they’ll spy me picking my nose while driving.