

I hate to play the devil’s advocate here, especially since I believe all MAGAs are douchebags, but Luke Moody’s stupid statement could also be interpreted a different way, like maybe he meant that he impregnates his wife every time he gives her an orgasm. So, like, once a year, tops.














As scary & intrusive as all of that sounds, I’m still only worried they’ll spy me picking my nose while driving.