Mister Neon
A broken man, obsessed with 500 year old Mexican culture.
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If you knit me something I’m going to break down and cry while pondering my orb.
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News@lemmy.world•Ohio firm must pay $22.5 million to mom whose baby died after she was denied work-from-home
9·3 days agoWhere’s the link to the article?
I’m an emotionally distraught wizard that could use the emotional support of a group of witches. I wouldn’t even make it weird. I’d wash the cauldron and goblets when needed.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If Donald Trump Was Assassinated, Would Anyone Really Mind, Beyond The Principle of the Thing?
3·5 days agoHe has a devoted fan base which serves as his political base. They would be upset. Furthermore, look at the assassination of Charlie Kirk as an example. Right wing influencers would use his death to further their own goals and for self promotion. He would become a martyr.
For the record I hate the guy and he took my job.
Ok then. How do you feel being sacrificed to Tezcatlipoca?
We’ll collaborate to fake your death since you’re being generous and thus you’ve endeared yourself to me. Is there any chance I could just pretend to be you?
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is your preferred political ideology, and why?
1·6 days agoI want a Tlatoani. I want to be assigned a house in a neighborhood in an Altepetl.
I lost my government job after Trump got elected.
I lost my frontend web developer and designer job being a government contractor after Trump got elected in May 2025. I was making 6 figures. Now the only work I can find is fulfilling online orders for a grocery store. I’ve been trying to get into project management. I have a PMP, PMI-ACP, and PSM I. I’m 40 and worried about becoming homeless if I can’t pay my mortgage.
I would fucking kill for a boring office job again.
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Memes@lemmy.ml•Ian Miles Cheong (27 years old BTW) insists Dubai ≠ war zone, unaware Iranians are using experimental chronoweapons to age him, at least 40 years damage by the looks of it. Spread the word.
10·6 days agoI hate the smacking sound he makes with his mouth. Finish eating.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•My fellow 'Muricans, do you prefer metric or standard measurements?
551·6 days agoMetric in logic, but standard measurements are ingrained into my brain so it’s more practical. I think that sucks.
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politics @lemmy.world•Donald Trump warns Nato faces ‘very bad future’ if allies fail to help US in Iran
2·7 days agoThen it’s useless
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politics @lemmy.world•Donald Trump warns Nato faces ‘very bad future’ if allies fail to help US in Iran
11·7 days agoRule 1. Post only links to articles. This is just a picture.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is something society treats as normal that you secretly think is completely insane?
481·7 days agoIn America it’s gambling and gambling culture. It makes everything trashier and brings out the worst in people.
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politics @lemmy.world•what's the chance trump brings back child marriage
22·9 days agoWhat are the chances of you following rule number 1 and posting a link to an article?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you need an LinkedIn to get a job in 2026?
2·9 days agoLike necessary to post and interact. I’m bad at it and I really don’t like it. I’m not getting anywhere with it, but I don’t do it regularly either. I’m getting desperate though.
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United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Pipeline explosion shot a towering pillar of flame over a Houston suburb
2·9 days agoI used to live in that area!
A pillar of fire would make the place look better.







I learned to hate myself. Focusing on my constant failures has led me to forget most people over decades.