Radical!

Detroit style is what fucking winners eat.

Champions.

Warriors.

Gods.

We will do the human sex later also

I was hoping for a pigeon smoothie.

So do they just put the whole pigeon in a blender until it’s puréed?

This would be such a hassle for me if I didn’t run Linux

Have you ever wanted to play video games on a cinder block? Well look no further!

I just started the book called Chip Wars. Super interesting so far!

Tear the sleeves off his shirt

“I’ve been up all night thinking about how not worried I am that she’ll beat me!”

Dudes who think Trump is a strong, capable, confident leader have severe daddy issues.

Still better than Windows 11

Big oil: Hold my beer

Underwear

Why are you shitting on my dreams

I wish. I could’ve been a shark or something cool like that. Instead, I have to pay taxes and go to work.

Nice

Lol I guess so

Your credit must be completely fucked

I was hoping for more of a Terminator style Jesus, you know?