Lupus. He needed more mouse bites.

In a British accent: “Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?”

Salak turşu

He is probably jealous of the Starship Troopers guy who got popular again because of Helldivers 2. The Firefly guy is probably playing a shooter arcade with his laser revolver and the Battlestar Galactica guy is piss out drunk.

G’Kar is one of the greatest sci-fi characters I have ever seen. Andreas Katsulas did an amazing job with the character’s amazing writing. G’Kar has so many amazing quotes, and every word he speaks is so very poetic. This one is my personal favorites.

https://youtu.be/m7aKEmxE9nA

Basically: Anti-Terrorist agent gets instructed not to talk to terrorist, talks to terrorist and becomes a terrorist.

Finally, we can be safe from thought criminals.

I want my wife to fuck me.

Sorry I have bad England.

Murray after duck taping shards of glass on his hands: “Time to put the dead back where they belong.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I never understood the premise of that porn. There is a guy sitting in a metro train with his fully errect cock and people are not doing anything. The lady sits next to the guy who has a tank top but nothing else? Also why does he have a fully errect cock? Imagine the tension and embarrassment you’ll get in that situation. No one can maintain a fully errect cock in that space. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

This isn’t necessarily bad. It is made so forgeries can be detected.

I brought you back to zero. Now hug me… please :(

Potatoes, nature’s mockery.

Yes, ejaculator@hotmail.com is my real email. Dont ask…

That meteor had a lot of penetration power. (The astronaut is a war thunder player)

This is gonna ruin the economy.

The one thing the Nazis did right was their propaganda. Even at our day, it succeeds in poisoning the impressionables.

Because all the vets have died off.

It’s better than your fav YouTuber just stopping making videos. Zuthar13…