The only crack in Chapo Trap House:

It was magnitudes worse in 2020, which I find hard to believe despite living through it. And the subreddit before that was chock full of unironic chinabad and other assorted radlibs. You couldn’t even criticize the cult indoctrination pledge of allegiance rituals without some cracker bloviating about their fond childhood memories of boy scouts or whatever. I think we’ve gone from 99% chauvinism to about 90%.

Liberals care more about the aesthetics of the State Oppression HQ than a million murdered Palestinians

Every time some nazi agitator shows up to city council meetings across the country they all collectively throw up their hands and go, “well, it’s public property so we can’t do anything ”

In the end it doesn’t really matter whether or not they did it by the book. Contrary to what procedures-fetishist liberals believe, whether or not this is valid is either up to the politics of the judge or twelve of the most paranoid nimbys the prosecutor can suss out who will see the word “trespassing” and immediately vote to convict

Trespassing is such a magical device, you can turn anyone you want into a criminal by deciding after the fact that they’re persona non grata and they’re guilty because they didn’t predict the future and teleport out of there beforehand.

Lib “economists” are a few steps below astrology. “If I plot my ideology on a chart and put some numbers on it that means I’m objectively correct!”

Libs talk about whether or not to commit genocide like they’re deciding which park to go to over the weekend, they probably consider being satanically racist a complex character trait

Robber: why is your girlfriend staying over at your apartment? I used to steal here and murdered your family!

Yeah the only lesson they learned was that they should genocide the right people next time. Basically considered “antisemitism” in Germany at this point to talk about nonwhite Holocaust victims.

And I really wonder how many Germans can even point to Namibia on a map.

The rest of Europe also got to wash their hands of millennia of their sins and pretend Germany was a uniquely evil anomaly and not standard European fare. They are all poor innocent babies because Germany invaded them.

Did you know? The shortest possible length of time is the amount it takes for US radlibs to throw the global south under the bus, and then get in the driver’s seat and back over them again, then put it in drive and run them over again.

Germans treat the holocaust as a PhD that gives them special privileges to speak

Euros brains shut down at any mention of China and automatically output a satanically racist screed

Have they tried crying about it

A lot of liberals don’t seem to understand this and all of them are politically illiterate so I’ll just put it in simple baby terms they can comprehend: violence is good when it’s used by good people against bad people, and bad when it’s used by bad people against good people

Amerikkkan crakkkers love to show off and trade their window-dressing sub-ethnicities divided into infinitesimal percentages like boy scout badges

Umm my great great great grandmother once met an Irish person so I’m basically Irish

How long before the first barista gets fired because a chair gets tagged as “Anna” who makes 0 cups a day?

All that fighting over the studio just to end up as the Hallmark of games

I’m not sure it’s possible to parody the white liberal obsession with Russia, if you look in any NYT comment section it’s like a gathering of nazi newsreel narrators talking about the ontological evil of the Russian being.

I used to blame myself for shitting my pants in first grade, but now I realize that it was Russia all along. Bowel-stimulating rays beamed from space. Moscow syndrome.