these comics are well known for their alt text

It’s title text, or in web comic circles, hover text. The linked comic’s alt is simply Lisp Cycles.

I also want quotes back instead of screenshots of text.

One thing I never understood about these glasses is that while allegedly blocking blue lights, they do not at all affect white balance. It’s not like blue light is UV or IR, wakanda snake oil are they suppose to be?

Remember when Reddit was the free software alternative?