Needs more tentacles.

Cthulhu enters the chat

In a world first, scientists capture four individual brains cells interacting with each other.

Phooooooooone!

Pronounced as “John Smith”.

Heresy!

Bolt cutters? My man, a simple box cutter will knock the top off those flimsy plastic shields.

And my axe!

Leo Getz enters the conversation

And I shall call it Ron Perlman.

And at what point does Kool aid come in?

I think Terry Pratchett touched on it as well - I think the book was Strata (been a while since I read it). There were arguments about whether to bring the people out of cryosleep due to the effects of culture shock or depression.

…if you know what I mean…

One of our previous cats used to do this. Rubbed his chin against it until he bled…and kept going.

So he’s given a free pass to wear a sloppy hoodie and no doubt shorts when meeting a head of state, but Zelenskyy gets shit for wearing tidy fatigues…

Future me hates me

Dunning-Krugerist?

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No, you have crabs, see a doctor.

…and I’ll fucking do it again!

Because our cats are indoor/outdoor. There’s a big paddock and hill with bush behind our property, but no, he had to go nosying out the other side. Our other cat is happy enough staying with the dog (stealing her bed) outside. He didn’t normally wander much, but the warmer weather must have made him restless.