Starting at only 240 euros per hour, what a deal!

At the very least it probably fucked up his breath

Thank you sir, may I have another?

I need the Winamp skin

I’d recommend sending this EXACT request via email to Microsoft and Apple (CCing the maintainers of every main Linux distro, of course). I’m sure everyone will get right on that 😂

I came here directly after reading a post about the important of rage bait awareness… this is fucking hilarious

Nuh-uh!

Negative!

Ezekiel 23:20-21

She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse. And so, Oholibah, you relived your former days as a young girl in Egypt, when you first allowed your breasts to be fondled.

Good thing they have clear standards!

So, blown down

What is this title supposed to mean? Do the quotation marks imply you copied it directly from reddit?

Anyone know if they fixed the dungeon maps yet? The zooming / navigation were so bad at launch.

Wow, reading this has a huge impact on me…

While the definition may disagree, I would argue that language is constantly evolving, and the actual meaning of words is based on how you use them.

When Alberta and Ontario vote together on something, there is a 100% chance it’s bad

Left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye

There is are only one cigarette two cigarettes in this picture, is this really France?

Imagine the shits you could take with that thing

Pretty sure that’s the biggest watch I’ve seen

Would have been interesting (with a proper title)

Punisher