I feel like this would be a more appropriate template to use for this meme.

If it’s anything like pool salt, probably not. I have a neighbor who uses pool salt, and I feel like I come out less shriveled (in my fingers of course 😏) than if it were chlorine water.

I have to admit that I absolutely love how licking sodium or chloride individually is very bad for you, but when you put them together, you can lick, eat, and even swim in it all day with minimal ill health effects.

Science. 💙

You forgot the one little fact that said virgin was 13 at the time of impregnation.

~PS. Epstein didn’t kill himself.~

I got you fam.

Too smooth. Needs more rasterization.

Nope. Micro USB-C.

I’ve been concerned this day would come. At least as of this moment, it’s smoke being blown on social media. But we all need to pay very careful attention to this going forward, because the moment it actually happens, we are all fucked.

Unfortunately Thursday I may have made a job-ending mistake. It wasn’t huge, but I fear my boss is an unforgiving person who will retaliate. I’ll probably find out either next week or the week after. In the meantime, I’m left stewing in my own paranoia. 🤷‍♂️

But I got four days. So that’s something, right?

Speaking of frames, I got one more to go make. Probably should get started on it. Be a good distraction.

I sleep by myself (well, with my dog, but she doesn’t ruffle the sheets). For me, making my bed is as much as flipping the bed sheets back once I get out of bed. It takes all of one second when I get out of bed; and yes, it looks nicer.

But, no judgement, so you do you.

Ps. It’s only a big deal if you make it a big deal. 😊

Too late.

I wish Stewart would run for office.

Yes, BUT, we gotta get those conservative fuckers out first. Baby steps.

If you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in your family.

@ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com ExcessShiv.

So what?

Have you considered getting her socks to protect her paws?

Eh, they’re doing better than I could ever do, and that’s aces in my book. 😊

Touche

Not worries. Meant every word. Plus I got to make an H2G2 reference. Everybody wins.