Fuck me, I only knew it was greater than the number of homeless people, didn’t realize it was by that much

Happy to keep the resume on file in case we need a quick $1500 again though

For best results, make sure you’ve got a firm grip on the butt

Dental plan!

Since it says “full human” I like to think the rest are like half-human or something, so they all technically have that in common, even if their other halves are all different

What about an evil bukkake step mother who hides the bukkake princess’s royal lineage from her

You would think more people on Lemmy would recognize a Doom reference. I’ve never played any Doom game but that was enough for me to go “That’s Doom right?” and confirm with a quick search

After they neutered extensions with manifest v3, why even bother?

Can’t seem to activate my plot armor, and apparently the infinite wealth cheat only works when applied at character creation :(

MS to public: We have a lot to fix in Windows

MS to not-yet-laid-off workers: Use CoPilot to “fix” Windows

I’d say “wow, what a dick” but then he’d go no, THIS is a dick

So what were the beheadings that weren’t guillotine? Did they still have a guy in a black hood chop off heads with a huge axe?

Well, surely that will stop him!

Like when you were in the “Trump sucks” wing of the Republican party Lindsey?

Sounds like what someone says who wants to know and control what you’re listening to

Only experience I have with them is one my mom got around 2008. Pretty quickly developed issues with the charging port. Returned it and have avoided Acer products ever since.

If you have any questions, you may call…

Damn I really missed my opportunity

I’ve only ever known Christians to think fish aren’t animals. I’m pretty sure that’s something random that the Vatican decided for bending lent rules or some shit.

iirc from a class I took 17 years ago (I probably don’t), that is essentially correct. I believe it was to help with getting Scandinavian and/or Baltic countries to convert to Christianity. At least that’s the gist of what I remember.