What is a “hockey” anyway

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My strategy is read just enough rules to start and then just fucking start. The first game no one knows what they’re doing anyway so fuck it, hop in and learn by doing.

I mean the movies made like $5 Billion combined, doesn’t seem bizarre to me

You can stick your penis in them?

Also the water is the vast majority of the weight

Only if they knew that’s where I went

I also love how whenever I do a search on Google on my phone I get reminded to use the Google app, or to download chrome, or some other “use our platform please” nag message that only goes away for 24 hours when I tell it to fuck off.

Firstly your numbers are wrong, you need double the number of trips (it’s at least 2 just for commuting). So let’s say 5% chance over your lifetime. And that number is increasing because of the reasons mentioned in the article.

Secondly just cause it’s more likely than not you’ll never get a crash doesn’t mean you have to be a dumbass and not wear a helmet. Is it really that difficult to take a little bit of precaution for something with a 5% chance of happening sometime in your lifetime? Seems like a no brainer to me.

So you get out of here with your self-destructive attitude. Wearing helmets saves lives.

Curious if that’s still true since you presumably bought those jeans many years ago. I only recently got Kirkland jeans and I’m skeptical they’ll last.

This is just wrong, head injuries are very common in the Netherlands. https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jun/16/the-brain-is-very-vulnerable-dutch-cyclists-urged-to-wear-helmets-as-road-deaths-rise

Just wear a fucking helmet, looking like a dweeb is better than brain damage.

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Serious question: Why is Putin naked and suffering an allergic reaction?

The “unprompted” is what elevates this to the next level

My Windows automatically read these instructions from my screen and I died!

A little bit of Gennifer’s what I need

A little bit of Hillary is what I see

What if we sent so much food that the hoarders couldn’t hoard it all? Just a metric assload of food. Eventually food is so cheap and plentiful the hoarders give up.

DNS? DNS.

Pork rinds? Pork rinds.

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