Just randomly browsing Lemmy and I get a whole ass game to check out for free.

Now I have roof hole stress even though my roof is fine.

If you shoot tarr at the other slimes, it’s kinda like bullets.

Because making it not look like an unreal engine game requires an entire technical art department. Absolutely possible, but there’s waay too many dials to play with.

If we get a bloodborne remake it’s because Sony will get desperate to save face after shit like this.

Dear God, they actually think companies are people.

JD Vance specifically orders his help to leave raw chicken in the middle of the grocery store.

I was thinking “I have no mouth and I must scream”

But it’s not good enough that I have opinion. You must have no opinion or I’m losing!

The US god will team up with the Chinese god and the Russian god to beat the crap out of us.

“well, I never!”

-people who aren’t a never, and in fact are an always.

A lot of Mexican families live here. They brought their recipes over.

Also America is a melting pot. Kinda our thing. Every food will be assimilated.

You laugh but I bet I could make some kickass enchiladas out of that and you wouldn’t know unless I told you.

They just don’t know good cuisine.

Oh this is a simple mechanic, should take a couple hours to implement!

1 week of battling the code architecture and debugging data flow later

Do I actually enjoy game dev? I guess so…

“we’re the not woke godot! It’s exactly the same but maintained by dipshits!”

A lot of white men with a lot of black friends very often make one crucial error:

That N-pass is only good for your friends.

But that was only…

Fetal position, crying

Rich people resenting doing the things that justify their existence.

The more they complain the more I add cream to the carbonara.