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Okay, so let me rebut this point for point:

1. Permission doesn’t help when I don’t know how
2. I’m terrified that you’ll say no, so that doesn’t help either
3. Wha- I’m not cute! You’re cute! Wait, no, I mean… Sh-shut up!

Yap at me at your own risk. I might shut you up, mouth-to-mouth style.

Hmm, this seems like it might be misinformation. Hang on, let me do some fact checking.

Mmmmmm no, everything checks out, seems perfectly accurate to me.

We do what we must because we can

Ah yes. Infinite suffering.

Potato, tomato. It’s nightshade either way.

I tried to figure out the acronym before I read the post and landed on “Assigned Llama At Birth”.

Boy, was I wrong.

Better link

Bears are unfair. How dare such adorable, friend-shaped floofs be dangerous?