This image is a parody of flat earth created by someone the flat earthers would call a globularist.

There are two “real” flat earth models. One is similar to this image, but the earth is encased in a dome on which the celestial objects ride. There is no outer space in this model, so there is no “other side” of the earth (or side walls for goats to tramp around).

The other model is an infinite plane. Like the first model, the North Pole is in the center and Antarctica forms an ice wall around the perimeter of the known earth. The government doesn’t want you to know about the lands beyond the wall, so they push the round earth lie.

As far as gravity is concerned, flat earthers often do reject the theory because it doesn’t fit well into their models. Some believe the earth is constantly accelerating upward at 1g, explaining the force we feel. If this is the case, we will exceed the speed of light after only 30 million years! Good thing the earth is only a few thousand year old.

Boo!

Why would he lie? Is there a real threat of punishment?

No, you matter. I take it back.

Uptown, not Uprighttown

Next chance you get, go outside at night and hold a flashlight up to your forehead, right between your eyes, pointing out, like you are a unicorn. Look around in the grass. Spiders’ eyes will reflect the light right back at you. You might be surprised how many there are per unit area.

His people likely wrote the statement she read to the media

I would be shocked to learn that she was essentially a prostitute trafficked to Trump through Jeffrey Epstein. She and Trump seem to have a real connection, despite neither bothering to learn the other’s language during 21 years of marriage.

Seneca Village was 5 blocks. Central Park is 153 blocks.

Actually, it probably did, considering that Seneca Village was only 5 blocks, a tiny fraction of Central Park.

Can a British person here explain what is up with you guys and baked beans? We have them in the US, but nobody likes them. They’re used as filler for one of the small compartments in the styrofoam to-go boxes when we have grilled chicken events, along with slaw and a shitty roll. We never eat beans for breakfast.

Fuck ‘em

He’s not trying to do any of those things. He’s trying to pose for a picture, and doing fine.

Yeah it goes around your mom’s neck

Those eyes have seen some shit, man

They go everywhere after they leave the strait though right?

Or fewer ships to rob because the strait was closed