Joke’s on them, I’m not stupid enough to connect my TV to wifi

I looked it up…and so it is knack

I’m a guy, I like dominating women. When I talk about my kinks, I have a gnack for awakening kinks in the women I date

There’s multiple kinds of monkies and apes

No one can break the encryption, so even though it routes through AWS sometimes it’s still completely E2EE with quantum resistant encryption that not even the feds could break

the only way it can be “hacked” is with phishing

I guess he found his grandfather’s bass guitar in the basement

that’s a southpark reference

Remember when we couldn’t have a vote on medicare for all because “we don’t have the votes yet” and because “McCarthy will become speaker of the house” and then when the democrats clearly demonstrated that they actually just want to do what republicans want to do McCarthy became speaker of the house and we got nothing?

Not having the votes yet is stupid, Bernie Sanders and AOC could’ve used their popularity to twist every arm in congress to vote the correct way on that issue, but they didn’t even though they both said they were going to do that and knew all about FDR and LBJ’s way of doing politics

neither party cares about us. Trump promised not to start any wars, Obama pretended to drink flint michigan’s water and Biden said he had “no empathy” for people with student debt and “give me a break” to belittle your struggles with that debt that has constantly increasing interest

Kamala Harris as AG of california was in favor of civil asset forfeiture, prison slave labor and she giggled about throwing the parents of truant children in jail…she also laughed about throwing a pot smoker in jail.

They’re all horrible

the ground under my tires was muddy and mushy and when I took a sharp turn on top of it it came out from under me and I landed on a rock that’s still sticking out of the ground as I type this

I haven’t been able to drive or go out much lately. I fell off my dirtbike and broke a couple of ribs. I telecommute to my job so I haven’t lost any work days, but still.

And before anyone freaks out…I already got treatment for it

The slaves in your metaphor would be common people like you and me who will have to live with the restrictions the elites put on us.

you need more meat than an ounce a day

Fruit is very sugary

Oh God…I fucking hate google so much. Every time I have to sign in again it asks me to do that. No, google, fuck off, you don’t need to know who I am to do what you do for me

I’m just glad my google account is old enough to not have to submit my ID to see age restricted videos on youtube. By the way, if you have a google account that’s over 15 years old DON’T DELETE IT that’s an asset you can use and be sure to make a new profile in your browser to compartmentalize your google activity into just that one profile

Where’s the meat? All I see there is sugary foods

“hiding inside” of it? No no, the whole point is surveillance with full KYC. With the end goal being digital ID and CBDC and social credit scores. What the authorities consider to be correct behavior will earn points and if you so much as breathe a syllable of a question about why they’re making you do something you’ll lose points and you’ll be locked out of things that didn’t require an ID to get into before, possibly even access to a grocery store or any other place or service you could get food from

I stopped believing in climate change as soon as I started hearing billionaires talk about how we all need to eat bugs and live in pods while they own multiple mansions each with multiple industrial sized AC units on massive plots of land while wasting enough food per day to feed 10 families with 9 people. Also I’m old enough now that I’ve seen several climate doomsdays come and go and the things they said would happen didn’t happen.

About 10 years ago the “climate experts” said that “no matter what we do, sea levels will rise 16 feet” by a point that we’ve passed and it didn’t happen

Did you know the mansion oprah owns in Hawaii is on a plot of land that’s bigger than central park in NYC? And she’s one of the loudest voices talking about how WE all need to reduce our carbon footprints.

“oh but they bought carbon offsets so it’s okay” no, it’s really common people like you and me that paid for that, because those fuckers get to write that off on their taxes, so in the end they didn’t actually pay to reduce any pollution, we did.

They’re never going to give up their mansions or their dozens of cars or their private jets. All this is bullshit to put restrictions on us. So until all these billionaires start practicing what they preach, I’m not going along with it anymore

I first heard about NFTs and I thought “wait…so you don’t have any control over who sees it or any copyright of it…you’re only listed as the owner.” then when those pictures of the monkeys with glasses and hats started being sold for millions I thought, “oh so this is a game of hot potato…last person who has it loses”

But if you use a VPN regularly, like always, suddenly seeing a different type of traffic would look weird

“Butt trumpets” is a fart joke to this day

careful with saying stuff like that