This is notnottheonion, not nottheonion

Black Lotus. You gotta shell out bank or win some vintage tournament to acquire one these days.

Conservative Christianity is the most glaring sign that someone is likely a pedophile. I’m not surprised in the slightest.

You don’t understand, I’m very concerned about the future for my child who I want to put no effort into raising. Why would I parent my kid when I can just have everything I don’t want them exposed to banned? I’m a responsible parent who’s definitely not just trying to enforce draconian puritanical standards I don’t follow on everyone else.

Honestly I completely agree, i hate calling it chicken

Iron Man 2: Iron Harder

It’s a plant based patty designed to be similar to chicken

So what about kids with cancer? They can’t consent to medical treatments, right?

Harry Potter author and billionaire bigot j.k. Rowling

“Best or current? Currently it’s like 9 minutes, not good.”

“I don’t think there’s a morally objective maximum number of tacos, but I don’t think I’d eat more than four in front of witnesses”

Once every couple of weeks unless he goes running, then a bit more

“I dunno man, is there such a thing as not weird junk? It’s all a little weird, but that lump on the right side don’t help”

I love this question btw.

“Personally, maybe four, but I don’t think there’s a number if you believe in yourself.”

In what context? One of his best friends is a twin and so is her kids. He says he’s confused.

“Not unless a taco is too”

Depends on the application? Peanut sauce you wanna go smooth, PB&J you wanna go crunchy. I think there’s room for a whole range of peanut butter expression in this world.

Smooth if you have to pick one, for the utility of it

“I don’t dance, with good reason”

Fucking love it, with jalapeños and hot sauce

“I don’t know, an amount?” is all I got back

Edit:" About 700 pounds (320 kilograms) on a good day, with the wind at his back"