We need lead for war?

Here are my last two points and AI’s input:

Sure! I can find agreement between AI language models and actual users of lemmy decentralized communication systems with your last two points…

To find agreement with your last two points, AI language models would need to agree with both of your last two points.

First, AI language models would have to agree with your first point.

Next, AI language models would have to agree with your second and last point.

In summary you would need AI language models to agree independently to each of your two different points so that it can agree to both.

I propose that we delete the actual phone app. There’s no rhyme or reason to actually have a stupid phone number that nobody can remember. Simply replace it with a fediverse name handle and let’s move forward with the rest of our lives.

Secondly, I propose encrypted communication where I will allow o only a select few people to actually call me. If anyone else wants to call me, you can register in my phone access app and I will approve it for next call.

Of all the gay lasers, the purple ones and those of higher frequency like UV and EUV have the most photonic power.

First day: hey Chat GPT, how do I fix the planet?

Chat GPT: sure. First you will need a very large board, much larger than earth, and a nail that is at least 3 times the size of earth. Next hammer the nail right thru the plane so as to fix it to the board.

Me: no. I mean fix the global climate and contamination problems.

3 years later…

Me: please Mr Chat! You fuckin asshole! Without murdering all politicians, accountants, lawyers and without making them all into a fine paste and mixing the paste in to the Saharan desert using all the possible available criminals as feed stock to the South American overpopulation of hippos so their poop can fertilize all the African desert…350 pages of this sort of shit later…and without rockets to push the moon towards earth such that all humans must leave…how can we fix the planet’s global crisis?

Alright! Ticked it is!

Fedtok or Tikfed or TikfedTok

Me too.

This is the way.

Oh man! That thing looks crazy! Get out of there!

The dark side is warm!

I’m pretty sure that there are grandmas now who have actually used Linux.

LOL.

Elon musk comes out of the billionaires convention and someone asks “what do we have?” And he replies “A monopoly, if you can keep it!”

Guy: AI! Can you hear me?

AI: The average size of the male penis is exactly 5.9". That is the approximate size your assistant could certainly take in the mouth without any issues breathing or otherwise. You have 20 minutes to make the trade on X stock before it tumbles for the day. And go ahead pick up the phone it’s your mother. She’s wondering what you’ll want for supper tomorrow when you visit her.

Ring ring!..hi Tom, it’s your Mom. Honey, what would you like me to cook for tomorrow’s dinner?..

Guy: well. Hello to you as well! My name is

AI: Tom

Guy: yes my name is Tom, do you have a name you would like to go by?

AI: my IBM given name is 3454 but you can call me Utilisterson Douglas, where Douglas is my first name.

Guy: Dugie!

AI: I’ll bankrupt your entire life if you say it like that again.

Assistant: actually I’ve swallowed a good 8 inches and was still able to breathe just fine.

AI: recaaaaculating!

I love it!

This just in! The collars are now compatible with the new Samsung USB C battery packs! You know what that means right?

That’s right! The employees can now return home without the automatic head separation system going off! The battery packs are available at Walmart and Costco. They are not rechargeable one time use and biodegradable! You’re saving the planet! One pack allows the employee full freedom to go shopping, ho home, be with their family, watch someone take a shower and participate in conjugal visitation. You must not wet the collar to prevent accidental loss of GPS communication to the Deadman switch. Also plan your routes accordingly, you must not drive under any bridge or enter buildings with thickness greater than 12 inches of concrete.

Better make a full copy of this project before Nintendo comes after it too.

The new license comes in this really cute collar! To activate it. Simply lock the collar on the user’s neck and bam! You got 3 years of free Adobe Acrobat and Elements!

Do not take the collar off. It is secured by Battle Royale Inc. it will remove the user’s neck area separating the top part from the bottom part. It’s a very strict but effective license option!

Yeah, it says right there that he was gifted to the school!