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JUST USE A LADDER

Well go get one and show us simpleminded idiots how it’s done, then. Otherwise, put your head in the guillotine.

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Stupid. Remakably fucking stupid, holy shit.

This user is a Lemmy user ☝️presenting to the emergency room with hyperbonesemia. Hyper- : meaning high, bones: meaning bones, and -emia: meaning presence in blood. This user was suffering from an high presence of bones in their blood.

“Uh, s-scuse me, all I see are screens, I’m just looking for something with some words in it.”

“Words?”

“Yeah.”

“You mean like in the books!? What for?”

“Just… to read.”

“Heh heh heh heheheheh… heheheheh…”

*Them books is fer

Even nature itself hates these murderous fucking shitmouths

Poe’s law I guess

No corporation can legally force you to test their drugs unless you willingly sign some legally binding agreement consenting to being tested on. There are a very few corporations who test experimental drugs prior to public release and offer to pay some kind of compensation, but I doubt IBM or Ford are going to force an employee to have drugs tested on them as a matter of contractual employment.

You could do both, I reckon. You can try to fix the part while having a new one on stand by. If your repair fails, you’ll have the new part ready to go and it’ll’ve cost you the $14 and you holding the new part for however long it took for the repair to fail (the repair might work well for quite a long while.)

Buying the new part is of course the simpler option.

Damn even the archived versions are paywalled

The one clearly acceptable time to remove the tennis balls.

Damn. One sneeze and it’s all over.

Sometimes, it really is the small things.

I̸̼̓t̜̜̾͘’̴̙̯̟s̲͕̔͜ t͍̹ͯ͊́́u͚̭ͫ͊͌r̸̢̪̰̄t̖̓̆͢ļ̴̣͔͙͊e̩͙̹͂̑s̬͕͔ͨ̿̈́̔̽ a̸̸͐͋̎l̷̆̉ḷ̶̉ͯ t̘́ͮͧͪ̀h̞̩̰ḛ̖̩͟ ẘ̻̮a͕̐ͥ͌y̸̧͍ͣ̋ d̸̶̞̳͍̲̣̔o̺ͪ̒͛͟w̗̫̽n͖̮̤͝,̮̏̇͟ f̲̙͈̱̹͑r̢̢̝i̅̎è̿n̷̙ͅď̴̘̻ͩ̓

Flip the picture right side up and it’s a cat standing on carpet holding up some cabinets.

I keep thinking about this person who keeps thinking about this picture of a bat eating some watermelon.

As the old saying goes, some people just want to watch the world burn. This can be for completely different reasons, but one of them is most definitely trolling.