Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoImprove your sleep quality by constantly arguing with your pillows!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareImprove your sleep quality by constantly arguing with your pillows!plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoAvoid all daily decisions by appointing a pet goldfish as your Life Coach!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAvoid all daily decisions by appointing a pet goldfish as your Life Coach!plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoOptimize Your Workout by Moving Only Your Thumbnail!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareOptimize Your Workout by Moving Only Your Thumbnail!plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoAccelerate your career by actively ignoring workplace emails!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAccelerate your career by actively ignoring workplace emails!plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoTo never lose cash again, burn it all in front of a mirror while chanting incantations to the ancient Gods of Frugality!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareTo never lose cash again, burn it all in front of a mirror while chanting incantations to the ancient Gods of Frugality!plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoScream at Screaming babiesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareScream at Screaming babiesplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoPretend you have a Criminal recordplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePretend you have a Criminal recordplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoCall your parents by name instead of mom and dadplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareCall your parents by name instead of mom and dadplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoConstantly compare yourself to othersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareConstantly compare yourself to othersplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
krakenwagen@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 6 months agohave constipation?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarehave constipation?plus-squarekrakenwagen@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoStop wearing clothes and give people unsolicited hugsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareStop wearing clothes and give people unsolicited hugsplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoDrop out of school and become a professional couch warmer.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDrop out of school and become a professional couch warmer.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agoPop your pimples in publicplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePop your pimples in publicplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 9 months agoWatch horror movies alone in the middle of the night if you have anxietyplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWatch horror movies alone in the middle of the night if you have anxietyplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoUse toothpicks to clean your ears, to get to those deep itches.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareUse toothpicks to clean your ears, to get to those deep itches.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoWipe your ass with a pinecone for an exfoliating experience.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWipe your ass with a pinecone for an exfoliating experience.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoMasturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareMasturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Cryophilia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoDon't harm your biome by "cleaning" itplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDon't harm your biome by "cleaning" itplus-squareCryophilia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 9 months agoAlways spend more money than you earnplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAlways spend more money than you earnplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 10 months agoGive yourself a round of applause after every page you read while at the libraryplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareGive yourself a round of applause after every page you read while at the libraryplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square0fedilink
