Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 24 days agoKeep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareKeep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoAhh, now that reminds me of the other day, when I was having sex with your wife.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAhh, now that reminds me of the other day, when I was having sex with your wife.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoYou must have been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou must have been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a bitch.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a bitch.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoYou are as thick as manure and only half as useful.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou are as thick as manure and only half as useful.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoYour mouth has the same function like an asshole, it spits shit.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYour mouth has the same function like an asshole, it spits shit.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agoThey say an apple never falls far from the tree. But in your case, a turd never falls far from the ass.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThey say an apple never falls far from the tree. But in your case, a turd never falls far from the ass.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoAs an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareAs an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoNext time you go out, take a sentient being with you.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareNext time you go out, take a sentient being with you.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoYou're so stupid, you failed a blood test.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou're so stupid, you failed a blood test.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoThou art a boil, a plague soremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThou art a boil, a plague soreAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoI'd call you a cunt, but you have neither the warmth or the depth.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI'd call you a cunt, but you have neither the warmth or the depth.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoCan I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareCan I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoYour gene pool could use a little more chlorine.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYour gene pool could use a little more chlorine.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoYour hairline is like Pluto, unreachable.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYour hairline is like Pluto, unreachable.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoLook, you aint funny. Your life is just a joke.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareLook, you aint funny. Your life is just a joke.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoI respectfully, don't care.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI respectfully, don't care.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoHey, you there: Fuck off. And when you got there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back there. Then fuck off again.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHey, you there: Fuck off. And when you got there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back there. Then fuck off again.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoYou have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoyou sir, are the reason god created the middle finger.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareyou sir, are the reason god created the middle finger.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
