58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoPets hate the vet clinic and groomer because they smell the combined terror/anger of a thousand other animals who've been poked and prodded in that roomplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1131arrow-down114
arrow-up1117arrow-down1message-squarePets hate the vet clinic and groomer because they smell the combined terror/anger of a thousand other animals who've been poked and prodded in that roomplus-square58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square28fedilink
Skeezix@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours agoGotye is just someone that we used to know.message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up198arrow-down15
arrow-up193arrow-down1message-squareGotye is just someone that we used to know.Skeezix@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours agomessage-square8fedilink
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 20 hours agothe flintstones vitamins people should make a candy productplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down13
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squarethe flintstones vitamins people should make a candy productplus-squareoriginalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 20 hours agomessage-square12fedilink
ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 hours agoHow would you know if you ate a bad prune?message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down12
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareHow would you know if you ate a bad prune?ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 hours agomessage-square2fedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 18 hours agoMen who have their balls removed at an early age are 300% more successful.message-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down149
arrow-up1-42arrow-down1message-squareMen who have their balls removed at an early age are 300% more successful.rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 18 hours agomessage-square13fedilink
Apytele@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-21 day agoInstead of paying for a therapist every week I'd be willing to pay like $100 a month for someone to harass me into going to social events.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1147arrow-down14
arrow-up1143arrow-down1message-squareInstead of paying for a therapist every week I'd be willing to pay like $100 a month for someone to harass me into going to social events.plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square17fedilink
Opinionhaver@feddit.ukEnglish · 3 days agoIt's quite strange that I can just go online and say a thing and probably atleast a thousand people are going to read it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1207arrow-down15
arrow-up1202arrow-down1message-squareIt's quite strange that I can just go online and say a thing and probably atleast a thousand people are going to read it.plus-squareOpinionhaver@feddit.ukEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square31fedilink
ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 1 day agoA digital desktop toy shredder/incinerator for writing out and promptly destroying one's thoughts would be nice some daysplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down12
arrow-up129arrow-down1message-squareA digital desktop toy shredder/incinerator for writing out and promptly destroying one's thoughts would be nice some daysplus-squareElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square8fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 hours agoHamburger Helper and Rice-A-Roni might be the same thing.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down14
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareHamburger Helper and Rice-A-Roni might be the same thing.Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 hours agomessage-square2fedilink
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 2 days agoGetting Nicole-ed feels way more awesome than how getting scammer spam usually feels.message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down118
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareGetting Nicole-ed feels way more awesome than how getting scammer spam usually feels.MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square16fedilink
pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 days agoIt's weird that a room with just a toilet and sink is called a "half bath", when it in fact has zero bathtubs.message-squaremessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1252arrow-down114
arrow-up1238arrow-down1message-squareIt's weird that a room with just a toilet and sink is called a "half bath", when it in fact has zero bathtubs.pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 days agomessage-square61fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore. message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1225arrow-down110
arrow-up1215arrow-down1message-squareI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore. Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square18fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoThe only correct way to watch FOX news is to pretend you're a billionaire or actually be a billionaire. Otherwise I can't see it be anything but masochistic.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down16
arrow-up150arrow-down1message-squareThe only correct way to watch FOX news is to pretend you're a billionaire or actually be a billionaire. Otherwise I can't see it be anything but masochistic.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square7fedilink
TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 days agoI bet most male cinematographers take some of the best dick pics, because of their knowledge of lighting, angles, depth perception, and whatnot.message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up175arrow-down114
arrow-up161arrow-down1message-squareI bet most male cinematographers take some of the best dick pics, because of their knowledge of lighting, angles, depth perception, and whatnot.TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square10fedilink
Snowwomen@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 4 days agoMeat flavored with a hint of fruit sounds alright. But fruit flavored with a hint of meat sounds gross.message-squaremessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down16
arrow-up1164arrow-down1message-squareMeat flavored with a hint of fruit sounds alright. But fruit flavored with a hint of meat sounds gross.Snowwomen@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square29fedilink
Brodysseus@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 days agoIf you have money in the SP500, you own Tesla stockplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1176arrow-down113
arrow-up1163arrow-down1message-squareIf you have money in the SP500, you own Tesla stockplus-squareBrodysseus@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square45fedilink
KittenBiscuits@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 days agoI just realized why I and so many women sometimes carry things in our bras...because pockets on women's clothing is usually non-functional decorationplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1165arrow-down116
arrow-up1149arrow-down1message-squareI just realized why I and so many women sometimes carry things in our bras...because pockets on women's clothing is usually non-functional decorationplus-squareKittenBiscuits@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square45fedilink
ReanuKeeves@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 days agoIf we need a common enemy for people to get along then society has already failedmessage-squaremessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1160arrow-down111
arrow-up1149arrow-down1message-squareIf we need a common enemy for people to get along then society has already failedReanuKeeves@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square38fedilink
badbrainstorm@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoTesla ownerplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square106fedilinkarrow-up1219arrow-down126
arrow-up1193arrow-down1message-squareTesla ownerplus-squarebadbrainstorm@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square106fedilink
FiveMacs@lemmy.ca · 5 days agoThere was a time when pizza was not delivered.message-squaremessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1208arrow-down111
arrow-up1197arrow-down1message-squareThere was a time when pizza was not delivered.FiveMacs@lemmy.ca · 5 days agomessage-square49fedilink
