p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agoWe were all excited when Halloween Horror Nights finally started over at Universal Studios.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down17
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareWe were all excited when Halloween Horror Nights finally started over at Universal Studios.plus-squarep5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agoThe best orgies were those thrown by the esoteric order.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down16
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareThe best orgies were those thrown by the esoteric order.plus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
#Km91#@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-24 months ago"...is time to wake up John'"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down15
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-square"...is time to wake up John'"plus-square#Km91#@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-24 months agomessage-square1fedilink
#Km91#@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-24 months ago"It's just some weird optic illusion in the sky, not an actual door Josh". plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down13
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-square"It's just some weird optic illusion in the sky, not an actual door Josh". plus-square#Km91#@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-24 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 6 months ago"I wish I was right all the time". 'Your wish is my command' the genie told the pessimist. message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down15
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-square"I wish I was right all the time". 'Your wish is my command' the genie told the pessimist. Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square2fedilink
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 months ago'You'd be example for others, a hero, who survived to tell one's tale!'plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down14
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-square'You'd be example for others, a hero, who survived to tell one's tale!'plus-squareandrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Spendrill@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agoIntelligent aliens exist and have made contact.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down15
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-squareIntelligent aliens exist and have made contact.plus-squareSpendrill@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square5fedilink
Uncle Roach@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoThe doctor told her that she had twins but I knew better.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down16
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-squareThe doctor told her that she had twins but I knew better.plus-squareUncle Roach@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Grimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago"Put this in your mouth son, it will help with the fever"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down12
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-square"Put this in your mouth son, it will help with the fever"plus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Spendrill@lemm.eeEnglish · 8 months agoThe gods are all real and answer all of our prayers.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down13
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareThe gods are all real and answer all of our prayers.plus-squareSpendrill@lemm.eeEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Uncle Roach@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoI was tired so I ignored the crying on the baby monitor.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down19
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareI was tired so I ignored the crying on the baby monitor.plus-squareUncle Roach@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square3fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 months agoI woke up staring at the ceiling.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down15
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareI woke up staring at the ceiling.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 months agoThey exited the wormhole with their small shuttle craft at the far side of the galaxy.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down112
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareThey exited the wormhole with their small shuttle craft at the far side of the galaxy.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Uncle Roach@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoI see food on the table, my wife must have realized who owns this houseplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down12
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareI see food on the table, my wife must have realized who owns this houseplus-squareUncle Roach@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square1fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 months agoI asked the tall well muscled man in a furry outfit and head gear to remove the costume.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down18
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareI asked the tall well muscled man in a furry outfit and head gear to remove the costume.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 months agoThe people gathered and cheered for their elected new leader.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down18
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareThe people gathered and cheered for their elected new leader.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Uncle Roach@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoI went into my neighbor's house, it had been a while since they went outside to buy cat food.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down113
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareI went into my neighbor's house, it had been a while since they went outside to buy cat food.plus-squareUncle Roach@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square4fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 months agoHe loved the feeling of flying, of gliding and being as free as a bird.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down18
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareHe loved the feeling of flying, of gliding and being as free as a bird.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 months agoHe kissed his son on the forehead for the last time and held him close.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down18
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareHe kissed his son on the forehead for the last time and held him close.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Uncle Roach@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-28 months agoI've been drinking tap water recently to save money, it tasted a bit oddplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down110
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareI've been drinking tap water recently to save money, it tasted a bit oddplus-squareUncle Roach@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-28 months agomessage-square3fedilink
