Introduction
So you’ve mastered going tinkle while sitting on your bottom. It may seem that there is little more to achieve in affairs of the potty. On the contrary. I have perfected the art of balancing on two feet while making a pee-pee, and this is my MasterClass.
As a 28yo man, I don’t need this. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, I’m gonna be peeing in the fetal position until I eventually crap out.