Meanwhile I just found out today that my Christmas got financially ruined so I’ll be getting fuck all and will be giving fuck all. This article is mocking me.
Edit: Wait, never mind. The only thing on this list remotely interesting to me is that phaser. I’d get the booze but a) alcoholic and b) booze never ships to Canada because stupidity.
I’m also getting financially trashed this Christmas and can’t, for the 5th year in a row, visit my family. They live on another continent , i feel fucking stranded. I’ll be joining your fuck all givings, if you don’t mind.
I saw it a year or two ago, and I don’t remember if it was a meme or a real product (either way, I want one), but it was a Crossfield-class pizza cutter. Anyone know if that’s real?
Edit: Nevermind, it is real. Had to lift my Amazon blockade, but they have it. I don’t think it’s officially licensed though :/
If I ate pizza I’d be all over one
The captain kirk finger puppet is the stuff of nightmares
