I just learned today, just now, that this guy: is Adam Conover, not Bobby from Queer Eye. What a world. I actually have managed to entirely avoid learning who Adam Conover is, to the point that up until right now, I assumed he was either half of Mythbusters or perhaps one of those cooking channel chef types.

I’m not usually the person offline enough to be like “wait, who are we talking about here?”, but today I am. On this glorious day, it falls to me to be like “wait, who is this dumbass, and can I just ignore his existence entirely? Yes? Good.”