• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Qo’noS has a water fowl well known for its savagery, aggression, and embodiment of a true warrior’s spirit. They are identical to geese on Earth.

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    Geese are funny to me. First time I ran into one was on my college campus, squawking and pecking and pitching a fit. AH! Many years later I realized I could snatch a goose by the neck, twist his head off and haul his carcass home for dinner. Not that I’ve done that, but the option is there.

    I’ve been pecked by an emu, while tripping acid, and while I probably couldn’t kill one with my bare hands, sufficiently motivated ape >>> dumb bird.

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      You already found the solution to geese, namely treat as an improvised sling. An emu is hammer throw practice. Grab just below the head, spin, and throw. Grew up near an Amish Emu/Ostrich farm and occasionally had to help wrangle them.